Career Opportunities

I've applied for about 10 jobs in the last two days, and posted my poorly put together resume on some job finding websites. This morning, I received an e-mail offering me an interview with a company that sells life insurance. This is probably one of the last things that I would ever want to do, and something I'd be extremely poorly equipped to do. Needless to say, I signed up for the first available interview slot. Currently I have 2 slices of bread (one of which is a heel), and about $60 to my name. I don't believe in the concept of souls, so I might as well take a job befitting of such a character trait.