ladies man.

Tonight I drew a picture of a giant uncircumcised penis. The penis was flanked by small balls covered in wiry hair. On the shaft of the penis was a crudely drawn swastika. Above all of that, I scrawled "4 A GUD TIME CALL" followed by my cell phone number. I gave this to a really shy girl that I think is really cute, assuring that I will more than likely never speak with her again.

too dumb to die

too bored to sleep.

Burning Flags

All hubris can be reduced to ashes with the flick of a Bic.

songs I sang tonight

I sang these songs tonight with the assistance of a karaoke DJ.

UNDER THE BRIDGE - Red Hot Chili Peppers

JUST A GIGOLO - David Lee Roth

ALL STAR - Smashmouth

WOOLY BULLY ft. RYAN REIDY- Sam the Sham

LOVE SHACK ft. AUDREY PATTEN - B-52s.