Friday, March 13, 2009
Tonight I drew a picture of a giant uncircumcised penis. The penis was flanked by small balls covered in wiry hair. On the shaft of the penis was a crudely drawn swastika. Above all of that, I scrawled "4 A GUD TIME CALL" followed by my cell phone number. I gave this to a really shy girl that I think is really cute, assuring that I will more than likely never speak with her again.